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Since We’re Redefining Everything… This Is a Cordless Hole Puncher T-Shirt
They call riots “mostly peaceful” and men “birthing people”… so let’s play along.
This shirt flips the script and delivers some good old-fashioned 2nd Amendment sarcasm. Perfect for gun lovers, freedom defenders, and anyone tired of clown-world definitions.
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Clean front print that gets the message across
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Designed and printed in the USA 🇺🇸
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Built for patriots who speak fluent freedom
Measurements: Width flat across chest 1" below armhole. Length from shoulder to hem.
Product Specs: 5.3 oz 100% cotton, relaxed fit, double-needle sleeves/hem, taped neck/shoulders, tearaway label.
Measurements: Chest = full circumference. Length from shoulder to hem.
Product Specs: 4.2 oz combed ring-spun cotton, lightweight, side seams, retail fit, shoulder-to-shoulder taping.
Measurements: Width flat across chest 1" below armhole. Length from shoulder to hem.
Product Specs: 6 oz 100% cotton, rib-knit cuffs, taped neck/shoulders, double-needle stitching.
Measurements: Width flat across chest 1" below armhole. Length from shoulder to hem.
Product Specs: 7.8 oz 50/50 cotton-poly fleece, two-ply hood, air-jet yarn softness.
📬 How can I contact customer support?
Email us anytime at info@DrunkAmerica.net — we’re here to help.
🚚 How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 3 business days. You’ll get tracking info as soon as your order’s on the way.
📦 How do I track my order?
Once your shipping label is created, you’ll receive an email with a tracking link.