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Apparel by Drunk America

Regular price $23.95
Elevate your style with Drunk America's statement-making t-shirts.

Our bold designs are attention magnets, guaranteed to spark conversations everywhere you go.

Embrace the power of silent expression and let your outfit do the talking.


5.3 oz.
Pre-shrunk 100% cotton
Double-needle stitched neckline, bottom hem and sleeves
Seven-eighths inch seamless collar
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping


100% combed and ring-spun cotton
3.8-ounce and 30 singles


6-ounce, 100% cotton
Double-needle neck and hem
Taped neck and shoulders
Rib knit cuffs


9 ounce 50/50 cotton fleece material
Air jet yarn for a soft, pill resistant finish
Spandex in arm seams, waistband and collar

How much is shipping?
Shipping is free for orders over $50. Anything under $50 and the shipping will be $5.50.

How long does it take to receive my order?
We typically ship orders within 3-5 Business Days.

How can I track my order? 

You will receive an email upon creation of the shipping label, which means your order is getting ready to be shipped. You'll receive a link to track your order. We promise you will love our Merchandise!

Welcome to Drunk America, where we value truth and patriotism. 🇺🇸  

Drunk America is a bold, patriotic apparel brand that uses unique designs to spread the love for our great country. We sell custom politically charged merchandise and accessories that proudly display your political beliefs.

By shopping at Drunk America, you are helping us grow our network to keep spreading the truth to the world. We love America and we want her to prosper. Our mission is to make America patriotic again!

With hundreds of thousands of followers on our social media, Drunk America is the best way to spread the truth to the world. We were banned on Instagram at 472K followers. We were recently banned on Facebook with over 300K followers.  Our Twitter has nearly 100K followers but has been severely shadow-banned. Despite the road blocks, we keep pushing ahead. Don’t be afraid of what people might think. Show the world who you are. Help us spread the truth!