Brought to you by the red, white, and booze-fueled legends at Drunk America 🇺🇸
Summer 2025 is coming in hot—literally. So whether you're dodging fireworks, dominating cornhole, or double-fisting beers before noon, you need a shirt that says “I love this country and I party accordingly.”
Here’s your official list of the top 10 tees guaranteed to turn heads, start chants, and maybe get you kicked out of Applebee’s.
1. USA Drinking Team Shirt
It’s not a hobby. It’s a lifestyle. Join the unofficial (but very real) squad of red-blooded legends who treat freedom like a drinking game.
🔥 Perfect for: Boat days, beer pong tournaments, and being the life of the tailgate.
2. We The People Are Pissed Off
This tank top doesn’t whisper freedom—it yells it with a beer in one hand and a middle finger in the other.
🔥 Perfect for: Backyard rebellions, poolside protests, and letting the world know you’ve had enough.
3. Abolish Sleevery
This tank is for patriots who lift free or die tryin’. Abolish your sleeves, embrace your freedom, and let Lincoln spot your next PR.
🔥 Perfect for: Gym sessions, grill duty, and rewriting history—one flex at a time.
4. We The People Like To Party
This tee is for the founding fathers of beer pong and backyard bangers. Declaration of Independence? More like declaration of intoxication. ‘We the People’ just wanna party—responsibly… ish.
🔥 Perfect for: Cookouts, keg stands, and starting revolutions with solo cups.
5. Red, White, & Brew
Proudly brewed for patriots who pregame with purpose.
🔥 Perfect for: Day drinking, flag waving, and being the loudest American in the room.
You’ve Got the Freedom—Now Get the Fit
This summer, don’t just show up. Show out. Stock up on Drunk America tees built for BBQs, boat ramps, and bad behavior.
Because life’s short, the beer’s cold, and your shirt should be hilarious.