Uncle Sam I Want You To Grab Me Some Booze

Apparel by Drunk America

Regular price $27.95 Sale price $23.95

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This Halloween, Uncle Sam isn’t asking for your service—he’s demanding your booze. A savage twist on the classic poster, this shirt is for patriots who’d rather crack cold ones than conform. Whether you're haunting the bar or just ghosting liberals, this tee keeps the spirits flowing and the snowflakes melting.

• Designed and Printed in the USA 🇺🇸

• Perfect for conservative drinkers, Halloween parties, Trump fans, and anti-woke warriors

• Guaranteed to get laughs, glares, and probably kicked out of at least one liberal bar

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Orders ship within 3 business days. You’ll get tracking info as soon as your order’s on the way.

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