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Stop Staring At My Pumpkins (Ladies) -Apparel | Drunk America

Stop Staring At My Pumpkins (Ladies)

Apparel by Drunk America

Regular price $24.95
American Owned & Operated

American Owned

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Elevate your style with Drunk America's eye-catching women's t-shirts.

Our bold designs speak volumes
 without uttering a word by capturing attention and sparking conversations.

Embrace the power
 of silent expression and let your outfit do the talking.

Stand out with confidence, make a statement, and embody the essence of Drunk America's commitment to both style and comfort. 🇺🇸

We’re not here to blend in—we’re here to stand out. Drunk America is about freedom, pride, and gear that grabs attention. Every product fuels a growing movement of unapologetic patriots who refuse to be silenced.

🇺🇸 Join the fight. Represent the flag. Make your voice heard.

📬 How can I contact customer support?
Email us anytime at info@DrunkAmerica.net — we’re here to help.

📏 Do you have size charts?
Yes! You can view our full sizing guide by clicking here.

🚚 How long does shipping take?
Most orders ship within 3–5 business days. You’ll get tracking info as soon as your order’s on the way.

📦 How do I track my order?
Once your shipping label is created, you’ll receive an email with a tracking link.

🔁 Can I return or exchange an item?
Since all products are made to order, we don’t accept returns or exchanges unless we made a mistake.

But don’t worry — mistakes are extremely rare, and if your item is damaged, incorrect, or defective, we’ll make it right with a refund or replacement. You can order with confidence knowing we stand behind every product we ship.

To avoid sizing issues, be sure to check the Size Guide before ordering.

🇺🇸 Designed and printed in the USA by real American patriots.