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This unapologetic tee brings holy fire for a world gone sideways. I'm This Close To Flippin' Tables Like Jesus isn’t just a shirt—it’s a warning. When the lies, greed, and corruption pile up, sometimes righteous anger is the only response. ✝️🔥
• Designed and Printed in the USA 🇺🇸
• Perfect for faith-driven patriots, truth tellers, and those done turning the other cheek
Measurements: Width flat across chest 1" below armhole. Length from shoulder to hem.
Product Specs: 5.3 oz 100% cotton, relaxed fit, double-needle sleeves/hem, taped neck/shoulders, tearaway label.
Measurements: Chest = full circumference. Length from shoulder to hem.
Product Specs: 4.2 oz combed ring-spun cotton, lightweight, side seams, retail fit, shoulder-to-shoulder taping.
Measurements: Width flat across chest 1" below armhole. Length from shoulder to hem.
Product Specs: 6 oz 100% cotton, rib-knit cuffs, taped neck/shoulders, double-needle stitching.
Measurements: Width flat across chest 1" below armhole. Length from shoulder to hem.
Product Specs: 7.8 oz 50/50 cotton-poly fleece, two-ply hood, air-jet yarn softness.
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🚚 How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 3 business days. You’ll get tracking info as soon as your order’s on the way.
📦 How do I track my order?
Once your shipping label is created, you’ll receive an email with a tracking link.