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- Product Description
- Front & Back Print Size Chart
- Why Choose Drunk America?
- FAQ
Truth Hurts. Especially When It Kicks Back.
This funny t-shirt delivers a no-nonsense dose of common sense—straight from the farm to the frontlines of the culture war. It’s not just a joke, it’s a reality check wrapped in patriotism. Wear it loud and let ‘em know: biology isn’t a belief system. 🇺🇸
Warning: May cause liberals to moo with rage.
• Designed and Printed in the USA 🇺🇸
• Guaranteed to stir the pot and speak the truth
Crafted from ultra-soft, 4.3 oz. ringspun cotton and pre-laundered for that broken-in feel right out of the gate. Finished with a clean, structured collar and a tear-away tag for all-day comfort, no itch, no hassle. Every tee features a bold left-chest print up front, and a full-sized design on the back that speaks louder than words.
We’re not here to blend in—we’re here to stand out. Drunk America is about freedom, pride, and gear that grabs attention. Every product fuels a growing movement of unapologetic patriots who refuse to be silenced.
🇺🇸 Join the fight. Represent the flag. Make your voice heard.
📬 How can I contact customer support?
Email us anytime at info@DrunkAmerica.net — we’re here to help.
📏 Do you have size charts?
Yes! You can view our full sizing guide by clicking here.
🚚 How long does shipping take?
Most orders ship within 3–5 business days. You’ll get tracking info as soon as your order’s on the way.
📦 How do I track my order?
Once your shipping label is created, you’ll receive an email with a tracking link.
🔁 Can I return or exchange an item?
Since all products are made to order, we don’t accept returns or exchanges unless we made a mistake.
But don’t worry — mistakes are extremely rare, and if your item is damaged, incorrect, or defective, we’ll make it right with a refund or replacement. You can order with confidence knowing we stand behind every product we ship.
To avoid sizing issues, be sure to check the Size Guide before ordering.
🇺🇸 Designed and printed in the USA by real American patriots.