I Carry A Gun Because A Cop Is Too Heavy Bumper Sticker

Stickers by Drunk America

Regular price $6.95

Hit the road with your vibe on display! Our custom bumper stickers are perfect for broadcasting your beliefs, showcasing your wit, celebrating your triumphs, and expressing your unique style, all while you're zipping around town. They're like a breath of fresh air for anyone parked in the daily commute, offering a little entertainment when it's needed most. Each all-weather sticker is a neat 10” x 3”, crafted to stick around come rain or shine. This sticker comes in a snazzy white vinyl promising to stay put and stay vibrant. They're printed with the utmost care, ensuring each design pops with sharp, enduring color, thanks to our top-notch inks that love to fight off the elements.

How much is shipping?
Shipping is free for orders over $50. Anything under $50 and the shipping will be $5.50.

How long does it take to receive my order?
We typically ship orders within 3-5 Business Days.

How can I track my order? 

You will receive an email upon creation of the shipping label, which means your order is getting ready to be shipped. You'll receive a link to track your order. We promise you will love our Merchandise!

Welcome to Drunk America, where we value truth and patriotism. 🇺🇸  

Drunk America is a bold, patriotic apparel brand that uses unique designs to spread the love for our great country. We sell custom politically charged merchandise and accessories that proudly display your political beliefs.

By shopping at Drunk America, you are helping us grow our network to keep spreading the truth to the world. We love America and we want her to prosper. Our mission is to make America patriotic again!

With hundreds of thousands of followers on our social media, Drunk America is the best way to spread the truth to the world. We were banned on Instagram at 472K followers. We were recently banned on Facebook with over 300K followers.  Our Twitter has nearly 100K followers but has been severely shadow-banned. Despite the road blocks, we keep pushing ahead. Don’t be afraid of what people might think. Show the world who you are. Help us spread the truth!