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Apparel by Drunk America

Regular price $24.95

Elevate your style with Drunk America's eye-catching women's t-shirts.

Our bold designs speak volumes
 without uttering a word by capturing attention and sparking conversations.

Embrace the power
 of silent expression and let your outfit do the talking.

Stand out with confidence, make a statement, and embody the essence of Drunk America's commitment to both style and comfort. 🇺🇸


5.3 oz.
Pre-shrunk 100% cotton
Seamless half-inch collar
Side seamed
Cap sleeves
Double-needle stitched hems
Taped neck and shoulders
Tearaway label


This fine gauge blended fabric represents a new benchmark in value. You will be amazed by the ultra-soft hand and performance of this exclusive fabric.
Lightweight combed ring-spun and poly blend.
60% combed ringspun cotton/40% polyester lightweight jersey


9 ounce 50/50 cotton fleece material
Air jet yarn for a soft, pill resistant finish
Spandex in arm seams, waistband and collar

How much is shipping?
Shipping is free for orders over $50. Anything under $50 and the shipping will be $5.50.

How long does it take to receive my order?
We typically ship orders within 3-5 Business Days.

How can I track my order? 

You will receive an email upon creation of the shipping label, which means your order is getting ready to be shipped. You'll receive a link to track your order. We promise you will love our Merchandise!

How can I contact customer support?

Email: info@DrunkAmerica.net

Do you have size charts?

Yes! You can view our size charts by clicking here.

How long does it take to receive my order?

We typically ship orders within 3-5 Business Days. 

How can I track my order? 

You will receive an email upon creation of the shipping label, which means your order is getting ready to be shipped. You'll receive a link to track your order. We promise you will love our Merchandise!

What happens when I order a garment and then it becomes out of stock? 
We will replace the garment you ordered with the next best garment we offer in the same color and style.

How can I exchange an item? 

If your order is damaged or we made a mistake, absolutely! Unfortunately for all other orders at this time we do not accept returns or exchanges.  All of our orders are made on demand when the customer orders, due to this we don't hold inventory. Please make sure to carefully read the product description when ordering. You can also check our size charts to ensure you get the right size by clicking here. If you have any other questions please do not hesitate to email our customer supprt at info@drunkamerica.net

Do you offer refunds? 

If we send you the wrong item, it is damaged, or something that we have done wrong with your order, we will gladly refund you or send you a new item free of charge. However, Mistakes are rarely made. If you have any questions regarding a discrepancy with your order, please use our contact page to send us an email.

Welcome to Drunk America, where we value truth and patriotism. 🇺🇸  

Drunk America is a bold, patriotic apparel brand that uses unique designs to spread the love for our great country. We sell custom politically charged merchandise and accessories that proudly display your political beliefs.

By shopping at Drunk America, you are helping us grow our network to keep spreading the truth to the world. We love America and we want her to prosper. Our mission is to make America patriotic again!

With hundreds of thousands of followers on our social media, Drunk America is the best way to spread the truth to the world. We were banned on Instagram at 472K followers. We were recently banned on Facebook with over 300K followers.  Our Twitter has nearly 100K followers but has been severely shadow-banned. Despite the road blocks, we keep pushing ahead. Don’t be afraid of what people might think. Show the world who you are. Help us spread the truth!