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I Think Therefore I'm A Conservative Trucker Hat

Hats by Drunk America

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I Think Therefore I’m A Conservative – Trucker Cap
Because thinking for yourself is the new rebellion.

This cap is for the critical thinkers, freedom defenders, and truth seekers who see through the noise and stand on principle. While the left chants slogans, you lead with logic — and this hat makes that loud and clear.

Perfect for BBQs, rallies, and ticking off liberals at the gas pump.

  • Embroidered front with bold conservative message

  • Structured, mid-profile build with mesh back

  • Adjustable snapback for a comfortable fit

  • Permacurv® visor holds shape through hard use

  • Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″

  • Designed and stitched in the USA 🇺🇸 for proud Republicans

📬 How can I contact customer support?
Email us anytime at info@DrunkAmerica.net — we’re here to help.

🚚 How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 3 business days. You’ll get tracking info as soon as your order’s on the way.

📦 How do I track my order?
Once your shipping label is created, you’ll receive an email with a tracking link.

💵 Do you offer refunds?
Yes. If an issue is our fault we will refund you or send a new item at no cost. Email info@drunkamerica.net and we will get you taken care of ASAP.

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FAQ

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Email us anytime at info@DrunkAmerica.net. We’re here to help.
🚚 How long does shipping take? +
Orders ship within 3 business days. Tracking info is emailed once shipped.
📦 How do I track my order? +
You’ll receive a tracking link via email as soon as your order ships.
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We stand by our products. If we make a mistake with your order, send us an email at info@drunkamerica.net and we will make it right.