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Truth Hurts. Especially When It Kicks Back.
This funny t-shirt delivers a no-nonsense dose of common sense—straight from the farm to the frontlines of the culture war. It’s not just a joke, it’s a reality check wrapped in patriotism. Wear it loud and let ‘em know: biology isn’t a belief system. 🇺🇸
Warning: May cause liberals to moo with rage.
• Designed and Printed in the USA 🇺🇸
• Guaranteed to stir the pot and speak the truth
Crafted from ultra-soft, 4.3 oz. ringspun cotton and pre-laundered for that broken-in feel right out of the gate. Finished with a clean, structured collar and a tear-away tag for all-day comfort, no itch, no hassle. Every tee features a bold left-chest print up front, and a full-sized design on the back that speaks louder than words.
📬 How can I contact customer support?
Email us anytime at info@DrunkAmerica.net — we’re here to help.
🚚 How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 3 business days. You’ll get tracking info as soon as your order’s on the way.
📦 How do I track my order?
Once your shipping label is created, you’ll receive an email with a tracking link.