I Was Going To Be A ATF Agent For Halloween But My Head Wouldn't Fit Up My Ass

Mens Tee by Drunk America

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This funny ATF shirt is a Halloween special with more bite than a raid dog. Whether you're calling to defund the ATF, boldly wearing your abolish the ATF shirt to a costume party, or just roasting your least favorite agency, this one's a real scream. Because let’s be honest — if you tried dressing as an ATF agent, your head wouldn’t fit up your ass either. 🎃💀🔫

• Designed and Printed in the USA 🇺🇸
• Perfect for patriots, gun owners, and Halloween parties that don’t comply with federal overreach


Made from pre-shrunk 100% cotton for lasting comfort
Midweight 5.3 oz fabric — soft, breathable, and built to last
Double-needle stitching on the sleeves, bottom hem, and neckline
Seamless 7/8" collar for a clean, structured fit
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping adds strength and durability
Tubular construction for a better fit without side seams
Tear-away tag for itch-free wear


🇺🇸 Made in the USA
✔️ 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
✔️ Lightweight 4.2 oz fabric, 30 singles for a soft feel
✔️ Side-seamed with a modern retail fit
✔️ Reinforced with shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability


6-ounce, 100% cotton
Double-needle neck and hem
Taped neck and shoulders
Rib knit cuffs


9 ounce 50/50 cotton fleece material
Air jet yarn for a soft, pill resistant finish
Spandex in arm seams, waistband and collar

We’re not here to blend in—we’re here to stand out. Drunk America is about freedom, pride, and gear that grabs attention. Every product fuels a growing movement of unapologetic patriots who refuse to be silenced.

🇺🇸 Join the fight. Represent the flag. Make your voice heard.

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