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The I’m This Close To Flipping Tables Like Jesus hoodie delivers a bold faith driven message rooted in scripture, conviction, and moral clarity. Inspired by the moment Jesus cleansed the temple, this design speaks directly to frustration with corruption, hypocrisy, and moral decay. It is unapologetic, direct, and meant for believers who understand that righteous anger has a place when truth is being trampled.
Designed for colder weather and everyday wear, this hoodie offers a comfortable, relaxed fit with a warm fleece interior that works for church gatherings, casual outings, or faith based events. The front graphic is clean, high contrast, and easy to read, ensuring the message stands out without being overdone. It pairs naturally with jeans, boots, or workwear for a grounded, no compromise look.
This hoodie is made for Christians, truth tellers, and faith driven individuals who refuse to stay silent in the face of hypocrisy. It also makes a meaningful gift for pastors, faith leaders, and anyone who believes standing firm matters more than blending in. Built to represent faith, courage, and biblical conviction in modern times.
Printed in the USA 🇺🇸
📬 How can I contact customer support?
Email us anytime at info@DrunkAmerica.net — we’re here to help.
🚚 How long does shipping take?
Orders typically ship within 3 business days. You’ll get tracking info as soon as your order’s on the way.
📦 How do I track my order?
Once your shipping label is created, you’ll receive an email with a tracking link.
💵 Do you offer refunds or exchanges?
We accept returns or replacements within 30 days for items that arrive damaged, misprinted, or incorrect.
If we send the wrong size, we’ll exchange it for the correct one at no cost.
Because each item is printed made-to-order, we can’t accept returns or exchanges for sizing issues or change of mind. Please double-check our size charts before ordering to ensure the best fit.
If there’s an issue with your order, email info@drunkamerica.net and we’ll make it right.
FAQ
We accept returns or exchanges within 30 days for items that arrive damaged, misprinted, or incorrect.
If we send the wrong size, we’ll exchange it for the correct one at no cost.
Because each item is printed made-to-order, we can’t accept returns or exchanges for sizing issues due to fit preference or change of mind. Please review our size charts before ordering to ensure the best fit.
If there’s an issue with your order, email info@drunkamerica.net and we’ll make it right.