Noah Was A Conspiracy Theorist Then It Started To Rain Christmas Sweater

Apparel by Drunk America

Regular price $39.95

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Celebrate the season with Drunk America's Ugly Christmas Sweater Collection—festive, humorous designs that bring holiday spirit with a bold twist! These sweaters are made for anyone ready to stand out, spread cheer, and spark laughter at every holiday gathering. Whether you’re attending an ugly sweater party or just want to make a statement, Drunk America’s sweaters let your holiday style shine with unapologetic humor and seasonal patriotism. Embrace the festive fun and let your sweater speak for itself!


9 ounce 50/50 cotton fleece material
Air jet yarn for a soft, pill resistant finish
Spandex in arm seams, waistband and collar

We’re not here to blend in—we’re here to stand out. Drunk America is about freedom, pride, and gear that grabs attention. Every product fuels a growing movement of unapologetic patriots who refuse to be silenced.

🇺🇸 Join the fight. Represent the flag. Make your voice heard.

📬 How can I contact customer support?
Email us anytime at info@DrunkAmerica.net — we’re here to help.

📏 Do you have size charts?
Yes! You can view our full sizing guide by clicking here.

🚚 How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within 3–5 business days. You’ll get tracking info as soon as your order’s on the way.

📦 How do I track my order?
Once your shipping label is created, you’ll receive an email with a tracking link.